The Paradise Machine / Black Bio & Grey Lens
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Born in reaction to an overpriced and overly serious sunglass market, Crap Eyewear are on a mission to create funky, premium quality eyewear without the heavy retail markup.
Late-70s punk with a dash of 90s decadence. Say hello to paradise in this Crap classic. The Paradise Machine has a thin, wide front silhouette. Spring hinges offer a more accommodating, comfortable fit.
| FRAME |
Handcrafted bioacetate frames—biodegradable, plant-based, earth-friendlier.
Prescription ready.
| LENSES |
High quality CR-39 lenses.
100% UVA/UVB protection.
| PROTECTION |
Custom-engineered spring hinges.
Custom wire temple cores for added strength and superior comfort.
Hard protection case.
| LENS WIDTH (1) | 52MM |
| BRIDGE (2) | 19MM |
| TEMPLE (3) | 140MM |
Australia
Orders under $100.00 AUD $12.50 AUD
Orders over $100.00 AUD Free Shipping
Express shipping $16.50 AUD
New Zealand
Orders under $300.00 AUD $15.00 AUD
Orders over $300.00 AUD Free Shipping
Express shipping $30.00 AUD
International
Starting from $18.95 AUD
Express from $39.95 AUD
All orders that qualify for free shipping are sent with tracking and delivery confirmations and will be delivered with ATL (Authority to leave).
For Optical orders please allow 10 additonal working days for the item to be sent to our lab and back again.
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LT01: 70% wool, 15% polyester, 10% polyamide, 5% acrylic 900 Grms/mt
- Machine wash
- Mashine wash, permanent press
- Machine wash, gentle or delicate
- Hand wash
- Do not wash
- 30°C or 80°F
- 40°C or 105°
- 50°C or 120°F
- 60°C or 140°F
- 70°C or 160°F
- 95°C or 200°F
- 30°C or 80°F
- 40°C or 105°F
- 50°C or 120°F
- 60°C or 140°F
- 70°C or 160°F
- 95°C or 200°F
- Do not wring
- Bleach if needed
- Do not Bleach
- Non-chlorine bleach if needed
- Non-chlorine bleach if needed
- Trumble dry
- Dry normal, low heat
- Dry normal, mediun heat
- Dry normal, high heat
- Dry normal, not heat
- Hanf to dry
- Drip dry
- Dry flat°
- Dry in the shade
- Don not dry
- Don not tumble dry
- Dry
- Do not dry Clean
- Iron any temp, steam
- Do not iron
- Maximum 110°C or 230°F
- Maximum 150°C or 300°F
- Maximum 200°C or 390°F
- No steam
- Dryclean
- Any solvent
- Except tetrachlorethylene
- Petroleum solvent only
- Wet cleaning
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Crap Eyewear
Designed & tested beachside in Los Angeles, California by a close-knit family of surfers, skaters, musicians & artists, Crap Eyewear makes the best priced premium quality sunglasses available today.
All shades are handcrafted with premium, optical-grade materials to ensure maximum durability, comfort and 100% protection from harmful UV rays.
